Monday, September 27, 2010

Jisa's Rough script for Whitey's deserve it!

Hey guys, here's a rough script I wrote up while at work today...let me know of your opinions and any additions/removals I could make.

Costume: Lens-less glasses, side ponytail, shorts, weird shirt
{Kade intro's us}

K: Ms. ...is it Libby?
J: Yes, Libby Eral at your service, I go by Lib Eral. ( Get it, get it? )
K: OOoook Ms. Lib Eral, let's start with you. So, to my understanding, you hate white people. Is that correct?
J: No, no, not at all. That is absolutely absurd! (Flash "Former Black Panther" on side of screen as a caption)
J: This is my delimma, white people hate everybody except themselves.
K: Is that a fact? (Sarcastic look at camera)
A: It certainly is not! Whites <3 Obama! What proof do you have to show otherwise?
J: (Give scowling look & snap fingers, prompting clips.)
K: (Camera focuses BACK on Kade noticing he is struggling to snap his fingers.) So, Ms. _____ , your response to that?
I thought we could call Amelia (Connie Servative)
******THIS IS WHERE AMELIA'S SCRIPT WOULD GO******
K: So Ms. _____, I understand you hate black people?
A: No, I do not! What gives you that idea?
J: (Pulls ot shoe polish from her purse--struggles with Amelia to get it, then yanks it out of her hand) "Ahah!"
K: Oooook...that was interesting.


That's what I have right now...

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